Java's Funny Comments In Various Libraries (Part 2)

Continuing from part 1, we bask ourselves in some of the "funniest" comments found in various Java libraries.

Continuing from part 1, we bask ourselves in some of the "funniest" comments found in various Java libraries.

Java 25 drops on September 25 this year (as of August 18, when I'm writing this). Will enterprises immediately jump on the Java 25 hype train? LOL, nope. They'll probably stick with Java 8 until the heat death of the universe (there are tons of breaking changes from Java 21 to Java 25, so without a solid migration plan, your services will explode spectacularly), but hey, we can still have some fun exploring what's new!

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Here are some of the funniest comments I've discovered while "spelunking" through Java's source code: from the JDK itself to various libraries. These gems prove that even the most serious enterprise code can't suppress the human spirit (and occasional frustration) of its creators.